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Peace

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

“Peace only comes when reason rules.”

Psalm 9:9-10

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

“The Lord is a refuge for the oppressed,

a stronghold in times of trouble.”

(Psalm 9:9-10)

Life can be so unfair.

Sunday, February 26th, 2012

Cooking a meal takes 1 hour, but eating it takes 10 minutes.

Constructing a building takes 6 months, but blowing it up takes 30 seconds.

Earning 15K takes 30 days, but paying the cashier 10K for a cellphone takes 5 seconds.

However, it’s pretty much amazing that

A 1 second kiss on the cheek can make your day,

A 5 seconds glimpse of your crush can make your week.

& A 10 seconds hug can take away your 1 year pain.

 

 

Apologizing does not Always Mean..

Saturday, February 18th, 2012

Apologizing doesn’t always mean that your wrong,

At times , you do it because you Value the Relationship,

And you Love the person

More than your Ego and Pride.

 

PSALMS 34:18

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning.”

TRUST IN HIM

“God is close to the brokenhearted.”

 

Never Get Mad when You See Your EX with Someone New

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new.

Your parents always taught you to give your old toys to the less fortunate.

Source: Anon

Love Installation

Friday, December 18th, 2009

A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

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Mistakes are Painful

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Mistakes are painful when they happen. But years later, a collection of mistakes is called Experience which leads you to success.

No Matter How Our Dreams May Seem Unreachable

Monday, December 31st, 2007

No matter how our dreams may seem unreachable, dream them anyway.

No matter how we’ve been hurt by the people we love, love them anyway.

No matter how hard life is, live it anyway.

No matter how our prayers seem unanswered, pray them anyway.

GOD will make a WAY!

God Answers Our Prayers in One of Four Ways

Monday, December 31st, 2007

God answers our prayers in one of four ways. All of them loving and infinite in wisdom.

God Says: YES, NO, WAIT or HERE IS SOMETHING BETTER.

So when we pray, do not look for just one answer. All the other are answers and often greater answers than YES.

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