A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Sources:

• Midnight Angel
• PM Love Blog
• Maldita

Mistakes are painful when they happen. But years later, a collection of mistakes is called Experience which leads you to success.

No matter how our dreams may seem unreachable, dream them anyway.

No matter how we’ve been hurt by the people we love, love them anyway.

No matter how hard life is, live it anyway.

No matter how our prayers seem unanswered, pray them anyway.

GOD will make a WAY!

God answers our prayers in one of four ways. All of them loving and infinite in wisdom.

God Says: YES, NO, WAIT or HERE IS SOMETHING BETTER.

So when we pray, do not look for just one answer. All the other are answers and often greater answers than YES.

BEGIN TO LEARN:

That kisses don’t always mean something.
That promises can be broken just as quick as they are made.
That sometimes goodbyes are really forever.

Always remember to use “I Love You” with extreme caution.
Because if used in a wrong way, someone will end up getting hurt.
Remember that it shouldn’t be an everyday word.
It also shouldn’t be said just because you’re expected to say it.

Make sure you know how and when to use it.
Because once you’re in love, it shouldn’t be that easy to fall out of love.

I admire those people who can stay calm despite too much pain.
But I love those that cry for a while.
But after the tears have fallen, you’ll see a real fighter the moment they start to smile again.

‘The darker the night, the brighter the star.’

Sometimes you ignore the truth…
Sometimes you ignore the pain…
Sometimes you ignore the consequences…
Just for someone…
Who’s always ignoring you…
:’(

Minsan nagagalit ka sa sarili mo.
Kung paano ka niya napaibig ng husto.
Lulunukin mo kahit pride mo.
Wag lang siyang mawala sa yo.
Ganun talaga ang pag-ibig.
Kahit gaano pa ka talino ang puso, nagiging BOBO.

One good reason why we should pray.
It’s because God can do more in 5 seconds, than what we can do for ourselves in 5 years.

Sometimes we say goodbye to the one we love, without wanting to.
But that doesn’t mean we stop to love and care.
Because sometimes, goodbye is a painful way of saying, I love you.