Restraining Orders
Tuesday, March 13th, 2012Restraining orders are just
Another way of saying “I Love You”.
Archive for the ‘Love’ Category
Can there be a Love?
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012“Can there be a love which does not
make demands on its object?” - Confucius
Love is..
Monday, March 5th, 2012Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
How is Being Blinded
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012How is being blinded by Love?
It is when you find Someone
Who doesn’t meet
Any of your Standards,
Yet you still Fall.
Apologizing does not Always Mean..
Saturday, February 18th, 2012Apologizing doesn’t always mean that your wrong,
At times , you do it because you Value the Relationship,
And you Love the person
More than your Ego and Pride.
It’s a Feeling of Stupidity
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012It’s a feeling of stupidity
When your falling in love
With a damn insensitive person.
You do anything for him
Just to express your feelings.
But the saddest part is he expresses NOTHING.
Why Does Cupid Never Grows Up?
Tuesday, February 14th, 2012Why Does ‘CUPID’ Never Grows Up ?
Because It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.
And
Why Does He Throws Arrows To The Heart?
To Remind Us That True Love Hurts.
Come to Think of It
Monday, February 13th, 2012Come to think of it.
Why do the words
” I Love You“
Need an answer, though everybody knows
It’s not a question.
Love is Love
Thursday, October 21st, 2010Love is Love. You can take it from so many perspectives. You can call it hypocritical and you can call it cliche. But at the end of the day, Love is just something that you can feel between one object and yourself. That’s all it is. So don’t say that Love has to just be between a Man and a Woman. It can be between everyone. No one should be ashamed of it. It just happens.
~sandraax3~
Love Installation
Friday, December 18th, 2009A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?
Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: What does the message say?
Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?
Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
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