A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Sources:

• Midnight Angel
• PM Love Blog
• Maldita

Whenever you don’t understand whats happening in your life. You just have to close your eyes, take a deep breath and say: “Lord, I know it’s your plan, I put my trust in your hands.”

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

There is a reality that states:

One you’ve love someone, you never stop loving him / her. It may be more or it may be less. BUT you never stop.

No matter how our dreams may seem unreachable, dream them anyway.

No matter how we’ve been hurt by the people we love, love them anyway.

No matter how hard life is, live it anyway.

No matter how our prayers seem unanswered, pray them anyway.

GOD will make a WAY!

Immortality lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.

The history of love? That’s the first lesson you’ll enjoy!

BEGIN TO LEARN:

That kisses don’t always mean something.
That promises can be broken just as quick as they are made.
That sometimes goodbyes are really forever.

Always remember to use “I Love You” with extreme caution.
Because if used in a wrong way, someone will end up getting hurt.
Remember that it shouldn’t be an everyday word.
It also shouldn’t be said just because you’re expected to say it.

Make sure you know how and when to use it.
Because once you’re in love, it shouldn’t be that easy to fall out of love.

There’s one lesson, we young adults ought to learn.
It should be maturity.
Maturity to understand that life is unfair, and maturity not to make things worst.
Maturity to realize that there are things that we can’t change, and maturity to accept them gracefully.
Maturity in living, and maturity to never be bitter if things don’t work out.
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You can never teach a guy to love you, the way you want to be loved.
You have to wait for him to do it, in his own way, in his own time.

That’s the saddest part of being a girl.

But you can never teach a girl to love the guy back, the way she did before.
If she already grew tired…
Fed up understanding…
Waiting to be appreciated…
And loved the way she deserves to be loved.

That’s the saddest part of being an insensitive man.

God is a friend, who is close beside us.
Everytime we’re feeling lost, His light will surely guide us.
And everywhere we go, His love will always reach us.