A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Sources:

• Midnight Angel
• PM Love Blog
• Maldita

The happiest people don’t have everything they want. They make the most of what they already have. Misery starts when a person looks at the 10% missing and overlooks the 90% blessing. We all have our own share of blessings. Some get them fast. Some wait for a long time. What’s important is, it comes at a time we most need it. God knows best and He will give the best in his own time.

Time and things do not really last…
What matters are the people we care about and the values we dare to live and share!
Let life be as beautiful as your heart!

BEGIN TO LEARN:

That kisses don’t always mean something.
That promises can be broken just as quick as they are made.
That sometimes goodbyes are really forever.

Always remember to use “I Love You” with extreme caution.
Because if used in a wrong way, someone will end up getting hurt.
Remember that it shouldn’t be an everyday word.
It also shouldn’t be said just because you’re expected to say it.

Make sure you know how and when to use it.
Because once you’re in love, it shouldn’t be that easy to fall out of love.

It feels sad to miss someone badly, specially when both of you shared an unforgettable relationship.
It’s so sad not to feel the presence of that someone.
It burns your heart with such sadness and longing.
With all that burden you’re going through.
You thought your someone also misses you.
But only to find out that the someone you knew was enjoying time without you.

Lord, enlighten what is dark in me.
Strengthen what is weak in me.
Mend what is broken in me.
Bind what is bruised in me.
Heal what is sick in me.
Straighten what is crooked in me.
And revive whatever love that died in me.

Amen

You know what hurts?
It’s when you get too attached to someone.
And for some insane reason, suddenly, without any warnings …
THE PERSON DRIFTS AWAY …

When you love, never stick only to what your heart feels.
Remember that sometimes, using your brains is a necessity.
Next, never use your eyes to cry for the one who fooled you.
Instead, use it to search for the right one.
Lastly, don’t be scared breaking up.
Keeping a relationship with an evil person is much scary.
Take note, love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequence.
Someone whom you can call a partner, rather than a lover.