A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Sources:

• Midnight Angel
• PM Love Blog
• Maldita

Kung tutuusin magkasama sana kami ngayon.
Sabi nga nila:
“Lahat ng bagay pwede, pero hindi lahat ng pwede, dapat.”
Galing no?!
Parang kami.
“Dapat sana, pero hindi pwede.”

Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hinahawakan ng iba.

Ang Pag-ibig ay hindi tulad ng bayad sa dyip. Na kapag ng bayad ka ng buo, kailangang masuklian.

Isang araw, naglayas ako.
Naligaw, nasaktan, umibig at nabigo.
Iniwan at walang dumamay.
Nadapa pero muling bumangon at lumaban.
Galing noh?
Isang araw lang ang lahat ng iyon!

May gusto tayong makuha, pero hindi para sa atin.
May mga taong gusto nating makasama, pero dapat pakawalan.
Mahirap talagang umasa at mag mahal, lalo na at alam mong dapat na siyang kalimutan.

Why do most people seem to fall for their friend at one point or another? It’s because we see great person. Someone who knows us inside and out. Someone who knows what makes us cry. Someone who cares. We see the perfect someone in our friends but what we don’t see is that as soon as we take that next  step, they will turn into someone we never knew at all.

Pathetic Truth

Nag usap friend mo and her BF.
Nagmamaka-awa ang guy na maghiwalay na sila.
Your friend cried.
Nainis ka at nagalit.
Bigla kang sumugod.
Minura mo, sinampal at sinigawan ang BF niya.
Tahimik lang ang friend mo.
But di nakatiis yung guy, hinawakan niya ang kamay mo at hinalikan ka sa lips.
Then he said:

“All my life ikaw lang ang minahal ko! E kaso gusto mo sa friend mo ako mapunta, ngayon nakikialam ka na! Nagagalit ka ba dahil sinaktan ko siya o nagagalit ka because you can’t accept na dahil sa ‘yo nasaktan ko siya?”

Mahirap iwanan ang taong bahagi ng buhay mo.
Pero minsan kailangan mong umalis sa buhay niya, para di ka masaktan.
Tanong ko lang…
“Paano ba magpaalam sa taong ayaw mo ng iwan?”

Mahirap magmahal ng taong di sa ‘yo
Masasaktan ka kahit di dapat.
Iiyak ka kahit di kayo.
Pero higit na masakit, na alam mong mahal ka niya, pero walang pagkakataon para mahalin niyo ang isa’t-isa.
=(