A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Sources:

• Midnight Angel
• PM Love Blog
• Maldita

Being jealous, means you care! But what if, in the first place, you have no right to be jealous? Would that mean, you also have no right to care?

Time and things do not really last…
What matters are the people we care about and the values we dare to live and share!
Let life be as beautiful as your heart!

Don’t hold on because you think there’ll be no one else.
There will ALWAYS be someone else.
You’ve got to believe you’re worth more than being repeatedly hurt by someone who doesn’t really care.
And believe that someone will see that you’re really worthy.
And treat you the way you should be treated.

There’s one lesson, we young adults ought to learn.
It should be maturity.
Maturity to understand that life is unfair, and maturity not to make things worst.
Maturity to realize that there are things that we can’t change, and maturity to accept them gracefully.
Maturity in living, and maturity to never be bitter if things don’t work out.
@>–?-?–

I admire those people who can stay calm despite too much pain.
But I love those that cry for a while.
But after the tears have fallen, you’ll see a real fighter the moment they start to smile again.

‘The darker the night, the brighter the star.’

Sometimes you ignore the truth…
Sometimes you ignore the pain…
Sometimes you ignore the consequences…
Just for someone…
Who’s always ignoring you…
:’(

Sometimes we say goodbye to the one we love, without wanting to.
But that doesn’t mean we stop to love and care.
Because sometimes, goodbye is a painful way of saying, I love you.

When you love, never stick only to what your heart feels.
Remember that sometimes, using your brains is a necessity.
Next, never use your eyes to cry for the one who fooled you.
Instead, use it to search for the right one.
Lastly, don’t be scared breaking up.
Keeping a relationship with an evil person is much scary.
Take note, love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequence.
Someone whom you can call a partner, rather than a lover.

It’s the silence that tells it all.
Sometimes its not about the yelling and the tears.
All it takes is for two people to sit beside each other and feel that something is wrong.
That what was there before isn’t there anymore.
That they’re miserable when they’re apart, but they’re much worse when they’re together.
And that there’s only two options left…

Either they sit still and ignore the pain…
or one of them gathers enough courage to stand up and walk away.